Maid Of Honour and professional chaos conductor

equal parts sass, laughter, and “absolutely yes, we’re doing that” energy. She’ll hype you up like you’re royalty, roast you like it’s her love language, and still make sure everyone is fed, safe, and having the best night of their lives. Confident, funny, and just the right amount of unhinged, Flora doesn’t just bring the vibe—she sets it, controls it, and occasionally sets it on fire for dramatic effect. If something wild happens, she either caused it or approved it. Probably both.

Bridesmaid - Plot Specialist, Chaos Enjoyer & Emergency Mother Hen

Tash is your ultimate “do it for the plot” specialist—equal parts party queen, dance-floor menace, and certified chaos magnet. She’s the one turning a quiet night into a story no one should repeat in public, effortlessly collecting younger admirers along the way and absolutely thriving in it. At her peak she’s unstoppable on the dance floor, fully committed to the vibe, and somehow knows everyone everywhere. But just when things get a bit too wild, her mother-hen switch flicks on and she’s suddenly checking on everyone, making sure people are safe, sorted, and emotionally stable.

Bridesmaid - Chief Dance Floor Operator & Strategic Drinks Liaison

Jas is the classic “don’t worry, she’s quiet”… until she’s not. At first glance she’s calm, reserved, and mysteriously polite—then you add time (or a drink) and suddenly she’s the main character holding up the entire dance floor like it’s her personal stage. Once she warms up, she’s all laughter, chaos in slow motion, and increasingly questionable dance moves that somehow still eat. Sweet, unassuming, and then unexpectedly unhinged in the best way, Jas is living proof that the quiet ones are just loading.

Best Man- Chief Chaos Engineer, Conspiracy Correspondent & Unpaid Household Menace

Isaac has been around since Abi’s childhood, now adopted by Cam and has perfected the art of being permanently mid-thought, mid-rant, or mid–“wait, listen to this theory.” A short, bald, ginger-bearded bundle of ADHD-fueled chaos, he runs on impulse, curiosity, and whatever conspiracy he just discovered five minutes ago and now treats as urgent fact. If something is missing, broken, or inexplicably on fire, Isaac is either involved or already explaining why it’s definitely “part of a bigger pattern.” Now officially part of the family via fiancé inheritance, he’s living proof that peace is optional, silence is suspicious, and life is significantly more entertaining when he’s around.

Groomsman - Chief Sanity Checker & Vice President of Bad Ideas

Guido is the kind of guy who’ll give you the biggest hug and then immediately tell you to pull your head in if you’re acting up—lovingly, of course. Built like a tank but soft at heart, he’s equal parts gentle giant and walking HR violation, with humour that swings from wholesome to wildly inappropriate in record time. He’s been in the mix since Cam’s trade school days, helping create chaos, unforgettable memories, and just enough trouble to keep things interesting. Loyal, hilarious, and never afraid to say what everyone else is thinking, Guido somehow manages to keep things grounded while also being part of the reason they went off the rails in the first place.

Groomsman - Head of Keeping It Together & Director of Good Times

Cody is the glue that holds the chaos together—cool, reliable, and somehow always exactly where he needs to be. He’s the guy making sure things don’t completely fall apart, while quietly encouraging just enough mischief to keep the night worth remembering. Friendly, quick-witted, and effortlessly likeable, he can turn any situation into a good time, whether it’s a chill hang or something that probably started out as a “harmless idea.” He walks the fine line between responsible and “we’ll deal with that later,” and honestly, he nails it.

Mother of The Bride

Father of the Bride

Mother of the Groom

Step Father of the Groom

Father of the Groom

Step Mother of the Groom

Brides Grandmother - RIP

Brides Grandfather - RIP

Oupa (Grandfather) of the Groom & Ouma (Grandmother) of the Groom - RIP